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nutcracker, .9, 5 pitches
The quintessential valley climb. Although
often crowded, polished slick and not too steep in places, it is
still a first class outing. The .9 finger crack variation to the
first pitch is especially smooth, but worthwhile. Higher up is a
tricky, somewhat runout mantle/bulge, notorious for creating a bottleneck
situation, and certainly not to be taken lightly.
prune, .10-
Worthless sandbag.
bummer, .10
lazybum, .10
jamcrack route, .9
These three routes on Sunnyside Bench
are a good place to start a Yosemite trip.
honor thy father, .10
leisure time, .10
little wing, .10+
These three very difficult routes are
not
a good place to start a Yosemite trip. At least not for fivenineclimber.
east buttress el cap, .10, 12 pitches
Definitely classic. Many good events
will unfold along the way, the most memorable being that knob affair
up high.
rixon's pinnacle, west face, .10, 5 pitches
Rock fall potential might rule out this
excellent route these days. Anyhow, the crux traverse is easily
aided, leaving you with plenty of fine crack adventures in the .9
realm.
crest jewel, .10-, 10 pitches
This slab hike is not one of my favorites.
I found it overrated and a tad bit boring despite all the nice write
ups in various publications. But there's world class views all the
way up and it ends on a prominent summit on the Valley rim. The
climbing is safe and straight forward but totally devoid of surprises.
Every difficult passage is generously equipped with good bolts where
you need them, although the easy stretches are somewhat run out.
What the route lacks in adventure is repaid in sizeable doses on
the approach and descent.
coonyard pinnacle, .9, 5 pitches
What memorable slab climbing you didn't
find on Crest Jewel, is readily available here. This is old school.
The bolts are not copious and the rating is stiff. The climbing
is committing. And the route is basically roadside.
chouinard crack, .7, 2 pitches
synapse collapse, .10-
shuttle madness, .9
central pillar of frenzy, .9, 5 pitches (or more)
Awkward and insecure climbing on the
cruxy first pitch leads to a sustained finger crack. One of the
best .9 pitches in the Valley. The rest never again attains such
quality, but there's still some fine climbing to be had on this
wildly popular route.
reed's direct, .10-, 2 pitches
Not the straightforward sinker jam
route that the first pitch alludes to. And things get wide up there,
too.
lunatic fringe, .10
outer limits, .10-
This is without question the finest
handcrack in the Valley. Steep and practically without any rests,
it goes on seemingly forever. When I did it in 1989, it was one
of the proudest onsights of my early climbing days. The second pitch
starts out just as fine, but quickly enters the dark side.
beverly's tower, .10-
Good climbing without too many surprises.
wheat thin, .10, picture
butter fingers, .11-, picture
adrenaline, .11
serenity crack, .10+ See
here
catchy, .10+
catchy corner, .11-
meat grinder, .10, 2 pitches
Ahh, Yosemite Valley in a nutshell.
Had the sharp end on the crux pitch, and was severely beat up afterwards.
commitment, .9, 3 pitches
lost arrow spire, rim route, A1, 3 pitches
Non-descript climbing leads to that
notorious tyrolean. Has to be on any serious adventurers ticklist.
right side of the folly, .10+, 6 pitches
Brilliant, as you probably know. The
main corner is super sustained, but save the first pitch every rope
length is high quality. Unfortunately some serious rock fall has
put this area off limits for the next millennium or so.
gripper, .10, 3 pitches
At one point in my varied career this
fine route was my hardest onsight. Don't forget the all-out jam
session on pitch three, if you're into clean crack climbing.
midterm, .10
Slick and polished holdless chimney
to desperate OW to fist crux.
sons of yesterday, .10-, 5 pitches See
here
dr. feelgood, .10+
Thin and poorly protected optional start
to Mr. Natural.
mr. natural, .10 See here
son of sam, .9
stone groove, .10
More classic than it seems.
church bowl tree, .10
Slick as snot, and as such to be avoided.
book of revelations, .10
direct north buttress (DNB), .10, 17 pitches
This is a serious route with several
built-in options for getting in trouble, unless you're have Potteresque
abilities. As is usual with this sort of outings, the humble rating
expresses little about what's in store. We did the route in 10 hours,
with very few mishaps besides some confusion about the general layout
in the neighborhood of pitch 9, and my partners sudden diarrhea
near the top. I mostly contribute our success to a fair amount of
luck pared with lots of experience on complex terrain. It is not
unusual for parties to bivvy en route or on the long and difficult
descent.
Before embarking on an adventure like this, it might be a good idea
to figure out if pure climbing quality is more important than having
an epic, on-the-edge experience. Because the DNB contain very little
so called clean and esthetic climbing. No classic Yosemite splitters.
No soaring dihedrals. Instead there's lots of wandering, vegetated
face climbing on slopers and polished rock with sometimes marginal
pro. Off course to many the sum total of negotiating so many demanding
pitches in a row, followed by a complex descent, all under time
pressure, is far better than doing a couple of Cookie routes.
sherrie's crack, .10
Personal favorite. Lots of cranker fingerlocks
down low, followed by insecure but easier thin hands.
knob job, .10
through of justice, .10
lemon, .8
crack a-go-go, .11
Another one of the many Cookie test
pieces. Hard for a poor fivenineclimber, even back in the good old
days. Crux right off the deck.Two hangs, at least.
transistor sister, .10
strange energy, .10
maxine's wall, .10-
Might have a place in history, but it
most be a small one.
hotline, .10, A0, 5 pitches
Went on this wild climb with a German
climber from the Camp 4 scene, that really wanted to flash the .12
crux traverse. Where his obsession to climb such an obscure route
came from, I never really figured out, and he didn't achieve his
goal either. Those 50' of .11+ thin hands and other weirdness right
before the traverse took the steam out the attempt. And the presence
of a fat bundle of tad to conveniently swing on, probably was too
much of a temptation. The rest of this Kauk/Bachar creation from
the seventies was full of awesome passages, of which the 3rd pitch
was the most memorable. It might be the single finest hand crack
in the Valley that I've lead, with more than 130' of straight-in
jamming from an early 2" crux to relentless plugging. Sort
of like JoJo, but better and with less wide stuff. High up is an
ugly looking bottomless squeeze full of moss and drips, that thwarted
our progress to the elusive summit itself. If you find yourself
in a similar predicament, there's a handy rap anchor out right.
Or used to be. Maybe this all collapsed in a recent rock fall?
positively 4th street, .9, 2 pitches
guiding lightweight, .10-
lightweight guides, .10-
These two excellent thin cracks have
been removed from the guidebooks because of their very public location
in the Lower Yosemite Falls Amphitheatre. That doesn't mean they
are out of bounds, I understand.
ten years after, .10+
Very hard, even to follow. Which is
the only way I've been acquainted with this route.
new diversions, .10-
Big knobs here, but well spaced.
little john, left side, .8
y crack, .10-
Good one to do when most of the real
classics have been ticked off.
lenna's lieback, .9
Fun but greasy. Most climbed fivenine
crack in the Valley?
the prow, first pitch, .10-
Reasonable thin fingers and other classic
stuff. Side by side with jo-jo.
jo-jo, .10
Real good straight sided jamming that
goes on forever in the classic idiom: Thin hands to, a long 100'
later, menacing OW.
desperate straights, .10-
What was Rick Sylvester thinking, rating
that first pitch 5.9? Well, it was back in the 70's, in that era
of bullet proof hardmen and-women.
fire fingers, .10
east butt, middle, .9 A0, 11 pitches
How this somewhat mediocre route earned
a chapter in the venerable 50 Classic Climbs in North America is
a mystery to me.
aid crack, swan slab, .10 A0, 2 pitches
If you don't mind onsighting slippery
weirdness with hundreds of spectators, this one could work out OK.
waverly wafer, .10, 2 pitches picture
the surprise, finger crack var., .10-, 4 pitches
I seem to remember this one to be really
good? I lead the crux on sight it says in my notes, so it can't
be too bad.
higher cathedral spire, reg route, .9, 5 pitches
Not so much for the climbing, as for
the cool summit.
braille book, .8, 7 pitches
Lots of fun. Almost like a Red
Rocks route.
higher cathedral rock, NE butt, .9++, 12 pitches
This could well be the best 'moderate'
multipitch free climb in Yosemite. 'Moderate' should be taken with
a grain of salt, though. It contains lots of everything, from thin
and delicate to wide and strenuous. Crux after crux is thrown at
you, until things get kinda nebulous, and a bit more serious near
the top. We experienced some problems interpreting the topo up there,
and found the chosen route a little scary.
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